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- Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement
- Police: Thieves pocket-dial 911, leading to arrest
- Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in Calif chimney
- PETA wants NC opossum drop custom curtailed
- Purell pervert sentenced to a year in jail
- 2 cited for shoplifting become crime victims
- Neighbourhood bans mom and daughter
- Virgin Mary ad creates controversy
- Teen writes death threat to Santa
- Thousands of birds crash into Walmart parking lot
- Strippers trade lap dances for toys
- Kim Jong-il Dead
- U.K. store sells out of reindeer pate
- Table dancer knocks herself out
- T.O. sex-store purchase outs Mississippi mayor
- Man's dies after eating cocaine out of brother's anus
- Utah woman accused of assaulting ice cream driver
- Utah man wins Lamborghini, crashes it hours later
- Houston man paying $1 parking ticket 58 years late
- Run, run Rudolph: Reindeer spotted on Ohio highway
- Teen trio admits smearing cake with feces in prank
- Cat travels 200 miles under car hood in Ohio
- $172K violin left on Philly-bound bus is recovered
- Deputies: Man returned to beer after bank robbery
- Calif. family answers girl's 'air mail' to Santa
- Air Jordan shoes still causing violence
- Grandparents kicked out of mall for snapping pic
- Student's choice: bowling or 'boobies'
- Christmas card travels for 61 years
- Alberta family welcomes 100th grandchild
- Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris in a Custody Battle over Their Puppy
- Colombian city gets giant, outdoor escalator
- Colo. man returns $10,000 found at Vegas airport
- President Obama signs The National Defense Authorization Act
- Pa. grandma says she was duped by stranger's seeds
- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wis.
- Bear spray empties Baptist church in Anchorage
- NYC school employee faked daughter's death
- Doomsday clock moves closer to midnight
- Nathan Deal considers extending sales tax enforcement to Internet purchases
- Megaupload has been shut down.
- Utah school passes on 'cougars' as mascot
- Phoenix transient accused of skinning, eating cat
- No joke: 3-inch nail removed from Ill. man's brain
- Mexico police: robber rode skateboard to banks
- Urinating cat, not fire, caused smoke in Pa. home
- NYC officials dodge blame over 'SHCOOL X-NG' sign
- Cops: Mass. woman stole soda just for can deposit
- Alaska woman, 85, uses shovel to fend off moose
- Tenn. police officer fired for smoking in precinct
- 99-Year-Old Man Divorcing Wife of 77 Years
- Sumatran elephants could be extinct in 30 years
- Artist plans to bury 727 jetliner in Calif. desert
- Museum: Rare coin may be Roman brothel token
- Potty-room pilfering: Auto flushers stolen in Ohio
- Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft
- NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds
- Gingrich vows to establish a colony on the moon
- AP Exclusive: New taste for Thai elephant meat
- Bad news for internet streams...
- Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out
- Inmate adds pig image to Vt. police cruiser decals
- Mont. man starts police chase as part of wishlist
- Man admits to jumping on backs of student athletes
- Kobayashi downs record 337 wings at Pa. Wing Bowl
- Another Air Traffic Controller mess up...
- Alaska man accused of trying to extort gov't
- Victoria's Secret model quits for faith
- NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours
- Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby
- Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later
- Facebook 'defriending' led to double murder
- Reservation sues beer brewers for alcohol-related suffering
- Thief turns in stolen phone full of child porn
- Cop chases shady character who turns out to be himself
- Judge orders date night for fighting couple
- Induced labour lets dying man see daughter
- Hefner's son allegedly hits Playmate girlfriend
- Dad plays porn instead of 'Smurfs' at kid's party
- Anchor's mouth sewn shut after dog bite
- Man tries to evict 98-year-old mom from Conn. home
- Fla. meth case involves 3 generations of 1 family
- Emu escapes from Vt. farm, on the lam for 5 weeks
- Exploding cigarette injures Florida man
- Lesbians sabotage 'win a divorce' radio contest
- Man has heart attack at Heart Attack Grill
- Man bungles three armed robberies within 13 minutes
- Nepalese man, 72, claims to be world's shortest
- NM woman heads to trial for stealing $2 pumpkin
- Pa. man busted on drug warrant after casino win
- Childhood comic collection expected to fetch $2M
- Students accused of trying to poison teacher
- Man charged after cooking own meal at Denny's
- Wait a minute, I thought YOU had the loot!
- Cop suspended, charged after raiding refrigerator
- Chinese woman awakens days after 'dying'
- Mum passes cancer to baby through placenta
- Prank offer of free baby lands teen in trouble
- Police: Ga. man returns to bank after robbery try
- Mustache bill puts congressman in hairy situation
- Hackers had 'full functional control' of Nasa computers
- Orphaned sloths get pyjama treatment
- Man, dog reunite after tornado
- Bride's ultimate wedding nightmare
- Woman spends $40,000 to save dog
- McWashington? Presidential McNugget sells for $8K
- Detroit-area woman stalked by aggressive turkey
- Twin sisters, 73, found dead together in home
- Oreos Turn 100 Today, Celebrate With New Cookie
- Wagga spiders spin fields of webs
- She sings, she dances, she's ... not real
- HIV pill for prevention debated as FDA ruling nears
- Japan marks anniversary of tsunami
- Mass grave in southern Mexico yields 167 bodies
- US girl 'addicted to drinking petrol'
- Rogue US soldier kills 16 in Afghan rampage
- Woman in love with Statue of Liberty 'not alone'
- New York man finds 1.2m snake in his toilet
- Boy banned from taking porn star to prom
- Hugh Hefner's Son Makes Plea Deal in Playboy Playmate Assault Case
- Kony 2012 Filmmaker Jason Russell's Wife Addresses His Flip Out
- Remains of Sherry Arnold Found in North Dakota
- Ontario Appeal Court strikes down ban on brothels
- Man cuts off foot in bid to avoid work
- Borat's Fake Kazakhstan National Anthem Plays By Mistake During Medal Ceremony
- Cat-sized rats invade Florida Keys
- Dick Cheney Receives Heart Transplant
- Jenna Talackova Removed from Miss Universe Canada for Being Transgender
- 'Rast in peas': Florist botches funeral card
- Idaho man with name tattoo tries to lie to police
- Iowan accused of urinating on co-workers' chairs
- $12,000 left at restaurant: tip or drug money?
- Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Levi Johnston Gets Another Girlfriend Pregnant
- U.S. FIGHTER JET Crashes into Apartment Complex
- Boy in China sells kidney to buy iPhone
- 7-year-old boy tied to Alaska arson fires
- Boy, 13, Saves School Bus After Driver Loses Consciousness
- Octomom Death Threat? Police Investigating Nadya Suleman Incident
- America is Safe... for Now. Rick Santorum Suspending Republican Presidental Campaign
- 94 Year Old Billionaire to Marry for the Fifth Time
- US troops posed with Afghan remains (No Pics)
- Kindness punished: Boss fires worker who gave her a kidney
- Arizona Girl, 6, Disappears from Bedroom
- Couple arrested for towing child behind SUV
- Octomom Broke: Nadya Suleman Files for Bankruptcy
- Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood's Daughter Arrested Following Malibu Shooting
- Newlywed stabbed to death in wedding dress
- Busker lets autistic boy 'feel the music'
- 2012 Maxim Hot 100!
- Sydney woman 'bit off boyfriend's tongue'
- Naked man shot while eating victim's face
- Kindness of America writer shot
- Students protest ban on hugs, high-fives
- Doctors Stumped: Indian Man Gets Headaches Whenever He Watches Porn
- Reality Check: "Fast and Furious" about U.S. backing a Mexican drug cartel?
- Earthquakes in Iran kill over 300 People.
- Todd Akin and his Legitimate Rape
- Minnesota Rep has no strings affair with 17 yr old boy
- Neil Armstrong Dead at 82
- Cathic Priest blames Children for sexual abuse
- Quadruplets marked with numbers
- Ukranian teen looks like real-life anime doll
- Masked gunman opens fire at mall
- Tunisian dies after eating 28 raw eggs for bet
- Oompa Loompa Attack
- Steubenville Ohio Rape Case Discussion
- The End of The Universe!
- Trolling a Boxer on Twitter almost goes badly wrong
- Shark wrestler's heroics land him in hot water
- Police: Couple brings kids along for UT bank heist
- Riders report New Jersey bus filled with roaches
- Panda mates after watching Panda porn
- Woman divorces man over small penis
- Cops: Teen who said Ninjas did it shot himself
- Police: Double Amputee Shoots Walmart Manager For Asking To Put Leash On Service Dog
- NJ town closes road for horny salamanders
- Bogus 'bingo' earns no jail time
- Couple abandons Lamborghini at crash hours after buying
- Wisconsin Closes Nude Beach Due to Sex and Drugs
- Escort charged with attempted murder for penis-biting
- Popular Model Claims Chickens Are Turning Children Gay
- Ohio Wants the Death Penalty for Punxsutawney Phil
- Snake blamed for burning down home
- Man finds grenade in Golden Gate Park
- Former Titans Cheerleader Charged In Child Sex Case
- Caretaker charged with drinking $100k of whiskey
- Woman dressed like a ‘mime’ attacks UGA student
- Man's car ends up on neighbour's roof
- Bill Gates Wants to Build a Condom That Feels Good
- Disabled man gets $8,000 after being stuck on Disney's 'Small World'
- Woman sits out office Powerball pool — and coworkers win
- Oops, TSA guy goes spray-zy!
- Man Has Close Encounter With Mountain Lions
- Rare Mercedes Gets Totaled After Mechanics Take It For Joy Ride
- Idaho teacher under investigation for saying "Vagina" in classroom
- Powerball Winner Owes Thousands In Child Support Payments
- Man arrested in NJ with $200K worth of stolen cheese
- Seattle police arrest half-naked "wizard"
- College Offers Course Devoted Entirely To Pornography
- Canadian dog honored for foiling pit bull
- False alarm puts school in lockdown
- Group plans to hand out free shotguns in Tucson
- Lazy postal worker burns, buries undelivered mail
- Billionaire Plans Park of Giant Dinosaurs
- San Jose man drives car into Walmart, beats customers
- 13-year-old suspended for lunch with butter knife
- PETA turns out to be a bunch of militant hypocrites
- "Mayor Against Illegal Guns" arrested over gun threat
- Kindergarten Boy Suspended for His 'Distracting' Mohawk
- Man uses saws to cut arms in Home Depot
- Man tried to bring duck into courthouse
- Eel removed from man after getting stuck in rectum
- Train narrowly avoids hitting puppy tied to track
- Woman has cooking spray sex, throws bottle at boyfriend
- Boston Bombing
- Vietnam police seize 53 king cobras from car
- Nike Pulls ‘Boston Massacre’ Shirts After Bombing
- 58% of Columbia seniors would give up oral sex before cheese
- Woman dies after heavy-set police officer sits on her
- College’s husky dog logo promotes rape, says student
- Eating boogers may be good for your health: Prof
- Drones Deliver Booze in South Africa
- Boy Hires Hooker, Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead
- Lil Wayne Dropped by Mountain Dew Over 'Offensive' Lyrics
- As I Lay Dying Lead Singer accused of murder-for-hire plot
- Aurora Theater Shooting: James Holmes Changing Plea to Insanity