What will happen to Zack Ryder next?

[The Linebacker]

Our favourite Broski has not been having a good time of it recently. Losing the US title, getting chokeslammed off and through various platforms, having his back broken, watching his BFF and girlfriend kiss and getting wheelchair'd off a stage.

Since it appears there are no lengths to the punishment Zack Ryder will endure, let's speculate what will happen to the Long Island Iced Z next?


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P.S. Yes, this is a piss take, don't be spoil sports.

[Fuji Vice]

Kane will "Katie Vick" him.

[The Linebacker]

Poll added.

Personally, I'm hoping for exploding into flames.

[Catfish Billy]

Heel turn fucking Cena over at Mania seems possible to me. I doubt that Ryder would get that push though.

[Sabretooth]

He might turn heel. But after he takes some time off.

[Fuje Vise]

Kane will "Katie Vick" him.

This. Although I think HHH, for no apparent reason, will be the one "Katie Vick'ing" Long Island Iced-Z.

If ya smell what the embalming fluid is cookin'.

[Troy]

He will feud with John Cena after he catches Cena sniffing his boxers post match.

[Booty Tang]

they have sucked all the juice outta Ryders net fame...so I really see him going back down to lower midcard hell