Kicked in the Penis - The Story of Christian

[Sabretooth]

This was the best rivalry of 2011. It involved great promos and every time these two men faced off it was an amazing match. There wasnt one match that these two men had that wasn't at least four stars.

Rate your favorite and least favorite match from the series and why.

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship, Smackdown

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship, Over The Limit

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship, Capitol Punishment

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship, Money In The Bank

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship in a no holds barred match, Summerslam

Randy Orton vs Christian for the world heavyweight championship in a steel cage match, Smackdown

[Fuji Vice]

The match at OTL was my WWE match of the year, so obviously I'm rating that the highest. I'd follow that up with the Summerslam match because I loved the brutality of it and it told a great story based on the previous matches in the feud. My least favourite would probably be the MiTB one simply due to it being overshadowed by the rest of the card. It wasn't bad though, just not as good as their others.

[Sabretooth]

I have to disagree about the MOTY. That's John Cena vs CM Punk at money in the bank but whatever.

I can't decide between OTL and Summerslam. I guess I will go with Over The Limit because it proved that you dont need to destroy each other with weapons. The match was perfect in every aspect. Next I'd say summerslam because this is the PG era and they destroyed each other and made it a good story as well. Id say that the steel cage match was the worst because it didn't really have that many exciting spots in my opinion. My order is

6. Steel cage from smackdown
5. One on One from money in the bank
4. One on One from Capitol punishment
3. One on One from smackdown
2. No holds barred from Summerslam
1. One on One from Over The Limit

[Fuji Vice]

I have to disagree about the MOTY. That's John Cena vs CM Punk at money in the bank but whatever.


You just said Cena/Punk was MOTY as if it was fact or something. Just because a lot of people think that doesn't make it so. Wrestling will always be about personal preference and to be honest, I didn't even say Christian/Orton at OTL was my MOTY, just WWE MOTY. My MOTY was Eddie Kingston vs. Mike Quackenbush from CHIKARA High Noon.

[Sabretooth]

We do get off topic on this forum a lot

[Fuji Vice]

We do get off topic on this forum a lot

It wasn't off topic, I was simply stating that one person's MOTY isn't necessarily another's so to just pass off my comments and basically say I'm wrong is not the correct way to go about things.

[Sabretooth]

The MOTY is not the topic though. It's Christian vs Randy Orton

[Fuji Vice]

The MOTY is not the topic though. It's Christian vs Randy Orton

But you tried to make it about that when you mentioned that Cena/Punk was the MOTY so who really went off topic first? Regardless, why the fuck are we arguing about this? If you don't see the point I made then fine, not my problem.

[Sabretooth]

Ok I wasn't trying to make it seem like punk/Cena being the MOTY was a fact so sorry about that.

Randy vs Christian.

[Fuji Vice]

I don't recall the cage match being all that special either, so I'd probably give it the lowest grade as well. Going back to yours...



6. Steel cage from smackdown
5. One on One from money in the bank
4. One on One from Capitol punishment
3. One on One from smackdown
2. No holds barred from Summerslam
1. One on One from Over The Limit


I can't recall the Capitol Punishment one being great either but I basically agree with this. I may flip flop the first SD match with the Capital Punishment one but I'd have to rewatch them.

[Sabretooth]

I don't recall the cage match being all that special either, so I'd probably give it the lowest grade as well. Going back to yours...



I can't recall the Capitol Punishment one being great either but I basically agree with this. I may flip flop the first SD match with the Capital Punishment one but I'd have to rewatch them.


Yeah tonight I'm probably gonna stay up until 2:00 watching the whole series :lol:

[Fuji Vice]

Yeah tonight I'm probably gonna stay up until 2:00 watching the whole series :lol:

Well you can skip the cage match at least, since we know it wasn't all that good. Even on re-watching though I can't imagine the OTL match dropping from the number one spot or the SS match from the second one. Those two were great.

[Sabretooth]

Well you can skip the cage match at least, since we know it wasn't all that good. Even on re-watching though I can't imagine the OTL match dropping from the number one spot or the SS match from the second one. Those two were great.

They were. I loved the feud. There just wasn't one match between these two that you could call bad. Now from what I heard creative has nothing for Christian. He got buried by Sheamus six times. It's unfortunate. I hope these two feud again. I really do.

[Death Dealer]

I'd probably go...

Over the Limit
SummerSlam
Capitol Punishment
Money in the Bank
SD Cage
SD Singles

[The Viper]

I'd probably go...

Over the Limit
SummerSlam
Capitol Punishment
Money in the Bank
SD Cage
SD Singles

This is my list as well, although I swap MITB and Capitol Punishment.

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[Catfish Billy]

IMO They fucked Christian over just to make Orton look strong.

I believe Punk/Cena was the feud of the year just for Punks promos. I know, that has IWC written all over it.

[Fuji Vice]

IMO They fucked Christian over just to make Orton look strong.


Not sure how Christian got fucked over when he was in the Main Event for longer than he ever had been before but that's just me. Besides, a face Christian as champ wouldn't have been as good as the heel run he had pursuing the title. We got memorable matches with Orton, a great dicky heel finish at MiTB, the awesome blowoff at Summerslam and again, Christian DID come out of it a two-time former WHC.

[Sabretooth]

Christian never beat orton fair. He won the world title at MITB after Randy kicked him in the penis. Christian got fucked over

[The Viper]

Christian never beat orton fair. He won the world title at MITB after Randy kicked him in the penis. Christian got fucked over

I gotta admit. I laughed my ass off at "kicked him in the penis". That's funny shit.

Okay, carry on.

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[Fuji Vice]

Again, I'm not sure how being in the SD Main Event four PPV's in a row is being fucked over but I'm sure you'll somehow be able to explain that one to me.

[The Viper]

Again, I'm not sure how being in the SD Main Event four PPV's in a row is being fucked over but I'm sure you'll somehow be able to explain that one to me.

Bro, he kicked Orton in the penis at MITB to win. That's all you need to know.

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[Fuji Vice]

Bro, he kicked Orton in the penis at MITB to win. That's all you need to know.


Actually Orton kicked him in the penis after he spat in his face...GET IT RIGHT DUDE!!!

[Death Dealer]

Plus, why the fuck should he win clean anyways? He's a chickenshit heel. It's not like he's Mark Henry who going over clean would make sense seeing as he's a goddamn monster.

[The Viper]

Actually Orton kicked him in the penis after he spat in his face...GET IT RIGHT DUDE!!!

Oh yeah.

Uum, lick me bitch. I was still right.

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[Fuji Vice]

I just wanted to say I'm still laughing at "kicked in the penis". It reminds me of an old book of funny notes to the teacher where one read "Dear Teacher, Joey was kicked in the penis at school yesterday. Could you please look into it?" :lol:

[Sabretooth]

Simply being in the SD main event doesn't mean your not fucked over. Although they put on great matches, Christian lost all of them except one by DQ. that's called fucked over

[Fuji Vice]

Simply being in the SD main event doesn't mean your not fucked over. Although they put on great matches, Christian lost all of them except one by DQ. that's called fucked over

Because he was going to be in four SD Main Event's in a row otherwise? Now that would be fucked over. By that logic I guess Henry was fucked over too right? Or maybe even Orton for that matter because he lost clean to Henry. See how its all relative when you break it down?

Christian just came off the biggest push of his career and got a huge pop when he came out at the EC PPV. "Fucked over" are two words that don't apply to him in the slightest. Now Jinder Mahal..........

[Sabretooth]

Being in four main events and losing all except one by DQ is fucked over. Mark Henry wasn't fucked over he only lost one. Orton maybe but he only lost two. As for jinder mahal I don't know why your bringing that Muhammad Hassan rip off into this conversation.

[Death Dealer]

Dude being in the feud of the year doesn't equal getting fucked over.

[Fuji Vice]

Being in four main events and losing all except one by DQ is fucked over. Mark Henry wasn't fucked over he only lost one. Orton maybe but he only lost two. As for jinder mahal I don't know why your bringing that Muhammad Hassan rip off into this conversation.

Because he's an example of being fucked over. He was pushed huge when he first came and then jobbed to Sheamus for months. Christian doesn't even sniff that level of fucked over. Your logic is so flawed its not even funny. Christian is more popular now than he's ever been before so again I ask, how exactly has he been fucked over?

[The Viper]

Because he's an example of being fucked over. He was pushed huge when he first came and then jobbed to Sheamus for months. Christian doesn't even sniff that level of fucked over. Your logic is so flawed its not even funny. Christian is more popular now than he's ever been before so again I ask, how exactly has he been fucked over?

How was he fucked over? HE GOT KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

There! I finally got it right. *high five*

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[Fuji Vice]

How was he fucked over? HE GOT KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

There! I finally got it right. *high five*


Actually he wasn't fucked over that night either because he won the title DUE TO BEING KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

[The Viper]

Actually he wasn't fucked over that night either because he won the title DUE TO BEING KICKED IN THE PENIS!!!

ANYNODY WHO GETS KICKED IN THE PENIS IS CONSIDERED BEING FUCKED OVER!!!

That is a well known fact!!!! Its in the Geneva Detention Convention.

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[Sabretooth]

Ok fuji you want TO GET KICKED IN THE PENIS. So what if Christian is huge now it doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from the fact that he never beat orton clean.

I don't call being great khali's manager getting a huge push.

[Fuje Vise]

In terms of status in the company, Christian was no where near fucked over.

But as for his actual championship reigns, he was incredibly fucked over.

[Fuji Vice]

Ok fuji you want TO GET KICKED IN THE PENIS. So what if Christian is huge now it doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from the fact that he never beat orton clean.

I don't call being great khali's manager getting a huge push.

Oh gee, I'm so sorry Christian never beat Orton clean. I'm so sorry that you equate how a heel character wins and loses with them being fucked over. Oh and actually, you basically just admitted that he wasn't fucked over because he's huge now, as referenced in your above post.

Kthxbai

[The Viper]

I LOVE THE NEW TITLE OF THIS THREAD!!!

Now I wanna kick somebody in the penis. I think I may choose someone who's name starts with "V" and ends with RKO. Just for the fuck of it.

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[Sabretooth]

I LOVE THE NEW TITLE OF THIS THREAD!!!

Now I wanna kick somebody in the penis. I think I may choose someone who's name starts with "V" and ends with RKO. Just for the fuck of it.


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Not if I get my foot to your penis first. The race is on

[Fuje Vise]

Not if I get my foot in your penis first. The race is on
You want to put you foot "in" his penis? Damn. You're all kinds of kinks and vanilla.

[Death Dealer]

If Christian ever gets a career retrospective DVD the title should be this thread's title.

[Sabretooth]

Kicked in the Penis - The Story of Christian. A 3 disc set spanning throughout captain charisma's entire career including the infamous night when he was brutally kicked in the penis by Randy Orton and became world champion. Be sure to pick up this fantastic set.


Alright guys now I'm gonna stay up for three hours watching the entire series of matches. I'll comment on them in three hours. See ya

[Fuji Vice]

Alright guys now I'm gonna stay up for three hours watching the entire series of matches. I'll comment on them in three hours. See ya

Don't forget to cover the penis kicking in full detail.

[Sabretooth]

I finished part I from smackdown where Randy won the world title and part II from over the limit. Man that match from OTL it's one for the ages. It was beautiful. It was art. Those two men created magic at OTL. alright time to watch parts III, IV, V, and VI

OMFG I CANT FUCKING FIND CHRISTIAN VS RANDY ORTON FROM CAPITOL PUNSISHMENT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HATE EVERYONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Fuji Vice]

I finished part I from smackdown where Randy won the world title and part II from over the limit. Man that match from OTL it's one for the ages. It was beautiful. It was art. Those two men created magic at OTL. alright time to watch parts III, IV, V, and VI

OMFG I CANT FUCKING FIND CHRISTIAN VS RANDY ORTON FROM CAPITOL PUNSISHMENT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HATE EVERYONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

1. I realize the match at OTL was great, that's why I said it was the best one.

2. Calm down, there's no reason to freak out like a two year old who doesn't get a toy they want just because you can't find one match.

3. For the final time, please edit your posts so that you don't double post. This is your last warning. The next time you double post I am infracting you.

[Sabretooth]

1. I realize the match at OTL was great, that's why I said it was the best one.

2. Calm down, there's no reason to freak out like a two year old who doesn't get a toy they want just because you can't find one match.

3. For the final time, please edit your posts so that you don't double post. This is your last warning. The next time you double post I am infracting you.


1. I'm just saying how good it was

2. I wanted to watch the whole series

3. What does infracting mean?

[Fuji Vice]

What does infracting mean?

It basically means I kick you in the penis through the computer. But to be serious it means that you are on notice for doing something you shouldn't and if you compile enough infractions you can be banned. Since we don't want that to happen I would suggest simply remembering to click EDIT POST at the bottom if you wish to add anything else to your original thoughts.

[Sabretooth]

Do you have a stream of the match between orton/Christian at Capitol punishment

[Fuji Vice]

Do you have a stream of the match between orton/Christian at Capitol punishment

I actually just searched around looking for it for you but I haven't had any luck. Occasionally certain matches don't make it online for whatever reasons. I'll keep checking though and if I find it I'll send it to you. I do find it odd that the OTL match is online but the CP one isn't.

[Sabretooth]

The fucking matches from OTL, MITB, and SS are all online

[Fuji Vice]

The fucking matches from OTL, MITB, and SS are all online

Then you basically have them all because the SD ones are as well. As I say, I'll see if I can find it lurking in some dark corner of the web.

[Sabretooth]

Then you basically have them all because the SD ones are as well. As I say, I'll see if I can find it lurking in some dark corner of the web.

Dark corner...

[Fuji Vice]

Dark corner...

There's a lot of out of the way sections of the internet. :lol:

[Sabretooth]

There's a lot of out of the way sections of the internet. :lol:

If you find it then thank you.

If you don't well then I'll kick you in the penis... :shifty:

[Fuji Vice]

If you find it then thank you.

If you don't well then I'll kick you in the penis... :shifty:

Either way I win.

It's odd, I can find every match from CP except that one. It's like someone REALLY doesn't want you to watch it! :lol:

[Sabretooth]

Ok I just finished the last match. My order remains slightly changed although I missed Capitol Punishment

1. Over the Limit
2. Summerslam
3. One on One from smackdown
4. Money In The Bank
5. Steel Cage from smackdown