Impact Wrestling LIVE Discussion - March 15th, 2012

[Fuji Vice]

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Preview Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c, as the road to the March 18 "Victory Road" Pay-Per-View event continues! If you can't watch it on Thursday, make sure to set your DVR so you don't miss any of the action

- World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Roode and Sting will have their contract signing - what will happen just days before Victory Road?

- What's next in the ongoing family feud between Garett Bischoff and his father Eric Bischoff?

- Mr. Anderson returns to action against Christopher Daniels

- As a preview of the PPV match, one-half of the World Tag Team Champions Samoa Joe will face Crimson

- X Division Champion Austin Aries has a special announcement

- Eric Young and ODB plan for their upcoming wedding

Sorry folks, no time for the comedic preview this week as I've been really busy as of late, but I wanted to get the LD up as quick as possible so we can all get ready for another rocking episode of Impact Wrestling. It doesn't seem like such a spectacular show on paper this week, though I understand that as its also the go home show before Victory Road on Sunday, so I'm just hoping for a strong final push. Oh and EY/ODB planning their wedding? Sounds like GOLD to me!! Can't wait to hear what Aries announcement is as well. I hope to see all of you out here rocking the house down and bringing the (mostly) positive attitude that we've come to expect in here.

Cheers!

[The Linebacker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3iHq1PYvhOU

[Sabretooth]

Any Austin Aries promo is good for me. I like Mr Anderson so I will enjoy his match against Daniels.

[CrimsonTide]

I'm pumped. I hope Abyss' "brother" ass rapes the Bischoff family

[King James]

Like usual, I shall be present. Where my bitches at?

[Fuje Vise]

I'm nobody's bitch but I'm here...

[Fuji Vice]

I loved when Roode spat on Dixie Carter, still one of my favourite moments on any recent wrestling program.

[Fuji Vice]

Crazy intensity from Storm here.

[King James]

If Gunner wasn't already Mr. Intensity, James Storm could certainly wear that title. Impact Wrestling fans fucking love him, so I hope he holds the title again very soon.

Speaking of title holder hopefuls, I do love Bully Ray...

[Sabretooth]

CALF!ZILLA

[Fuje Vise]

"See those, they're huge brotha!" :lol:

Calvzilla is the man.

[Fuji Vice]

Sweet, I'm up for Gunner/Storm tonight.

[Fuje Vise]

Bait and switch! It's Gunner.

I can handle Gunner/Storm. Awesomeness.

[Fuji Vice]

Don't piss off Sting.

[Sabretooth]

I love James Storm.

"I don't wanna wrestle Mickie James"

[King James]

Gunner vs. Storm should be a southern brawl at it's finest. Finally two competitors who can represent my region with some dignity, lol.

I hope Anderson vs. Daniels doesn't blow. It shouldn't, but it might.

[Fuje Vise]

"You picked the wrong night to do this..." Sting realizes he's the GM, right?

[Fuji Vice]

I hope Anderson vs. Daniels doesn't blow. It shouldn't, but it might.

With Anderson involved you can never be sure it won't suck.

[CrimsonTide]

Anyone else willing to give their life savings to see Madison and Gail have kinky rough lesbian sex?

[Sabretooth]

Mr. Anderson vs Daniels should be a good match. Daniels will probably carry most of the match but whatever

[Fuji Vice]

Anyone else willing to give their life savings to see Madison and Gail have kinky rough lesbian sex?
Not my life savings, but I'd love to see it all the same. :lol:

[King James]

CrimsonTide - Sign me up.

Fuji Vice - That's what I'm saying..

[Fuje Vise]

Anyone else willing to give their life savings to see Madison and Gail have kinky rough lesbian sex?
You bet, sir. You bet.

[King James]

I reckon Sting wasn't content with the Hogan match to end his career and wanted to end on a better note. Facing Bobby should do it.

[Sabretooth]

I rather live in a house and have food rather than seeing lesbian sex. And holy shit I hate Madison Rayne's theme more every time I near it.

[Fuji Vice]

I rather live in a house and have food rather than seeing lesbian sex. And holy shit I hate Madison Rayne's theme more every time I near it.

Who cares about her theme? LOOK AT DAT AZZ~!

[Booty Tang]

Not my life savings, but I'd love to see it all the same. :lol:

I'd rather have Gail Kim pay me her life savings to fuck the dogsnot outta Madison

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[Sabretooth]

I reckon Sting wasn't content with the Hogan match to end his career and wanted to end on a better note. Facing Bobby should do it.

He will never retire. He's always gonna have something he needs to accomplish.

[Sabretooth]

I think my penis just grew 6 inches.

[Fuje Vise]

Oh my....

:fap:

Too much hotness in the ring at the same time!

[King James]

Ignoring the previous, somewhat ignorant comments by Vips... Madison looks like a legit beauty queen sometimes. Her gimmick is one of the most accurate ones possible. Too bad the piegeons had to stay in their pin tonight..

[Fuje Vise]

Did she just...

yes, she did! WOW. Thank you TNA!

[King James]

Crimson pisses me off.

[Sabretooth]

Ignoring the previous, somewhat ignorant comments by Vips... Madison looks like a legit beauty queen sometimes. Her gimmick is one of the most accurate ones possible. Too bad the piegeons had to stay in their pin tonight..

Is their anything I do around here that doesn't get criticized. What did I say that was ignorant.

[Fuje Vise]

I have one question. Crimson, are you still the tag team champion? Oh no, you're not? Than let me ask a follow up question; how did you LOSE the strap if you have not had one LOSS in 14 months?

[Fuji Vice]

I have one question. Crimson, are you still the tag team champion? Oh no, you're not? Than let me ask a follow up question; how did you LOSE the strap if you have not had one LOSS in 14 months?

He's a moron.

[Sabretooth]

I have one question. Crimson, are you still the tag team champion? Oh no, you're not? Than let me ask a follow up question; how did you LOSE the strap if you have not had one LOSS in 14 months?

Morgan was pinned

[Sabretooth]

Crimson should turn heel. He's perfect for the role.

[King James]

Morgan has now won the tag titles three times, with three partners. He's yet to stay with a patner long enough to capture a second. I wonder if TNA realizes that Morgan has already had split/feuds with two of his past tag partners, and now they're setting him up for a third..?

[Fuje Vise]

Morgan was pinned
Cool story bro, but Crimson still LOST the match. And he LOST the tag team title. It's still a loss in the records books.

[Sabretooth]

Not undefeated. Fuck

[Sabretooth]

Cool story bro, but Crimson still LOST the match. And he LOST the tag team title. It's still a loss in the records books.

im not saying that's not the case. TNA is making it like he lost but he didn't lose. Just because he lost the tag team title he didn't lose the match

[Fuje Vise]

Samoa Joe and Magnus have doubters? Do these people have brains in their heads?

[King James]

Shockingly, Crimson somehow knows less moves than Goldberg.

[Fuje Vise]

im not saying that's not the case. TNA is making it like he lost but he didn't lose. Just because he lost the tag team title he didn't lose the match
He did lose the match. As a team, you either both win or you both lose. You operate as a unit. Crimson isn't undefeated but rather unpinned.

[Fuji Vice]

Sadly I think Crimson is going to win here.

[Fuje Vise]

Sadly I think Crimson is going to win here.
I'm not even going to hope that Joe goes over, I know they'll keep Crimson unpinned. Thankfully I can be assured they'll keep the straps though come PPV.

[King James]

Anyone else notice how much bigger Joe has gotten these past two years? I hate to admit it, but he's been putting on some pounds, and I think it's effecting his ring work. He's still one of the top workers in TNA, but back in 2007-2008, you could probably say he WAS the top worker in TNA. Just noting that.

[King James]

That counter slam was awesome by Joe. I may have to take back what I said.

[Fuji Vice]

Not the best match (not Joe's fault mind you) but it did the required sell of Crimson/Morgan as a threat on Sunday. That being said, there's no way they come out of Sunday as the tag champs. I wonder if they'll pull the trigger on the Crimson heel turn at Victory Road?

[King James]

Referee still could have easily seen that interference from Morgan. It happened right beside him! Fucking illogical road agent work.

[Fuji Vice]

I have to admit, this Morgan commercial is starting to grow on me.

[Fuje Vise]

That counter slam was awesome by Joe. I may have to take back what I said.
It was pretty nice. And TBH he's been juggling his weight for a while. This isn't really his worst by a long shot.


Not the best match (not Joe's fault mind you) but it did the required sell of Crimson/Morgan as a threat on Sunday. That being said, there's no way they come out of Sunday as the tag champs. I wonder if they'll pull the trigger on the Crimson heel turn at Victory Road?
I could see it. Crimson blaming Morgan for the loss before seemed like a precurser. I don't think a heel turn will make me care though.


Referee still could have easily seen that interference from Morgan. It happened right beside him! Fucking illogical road agent work.
D'Lo or Snow? :lol:

[Sabretooth]

Great Samoa Joe lost again. Fuckin wonderful. Do you guys realize that Joe used to be undefeated for 18 months, put on 5 star matches with Daniels and AJ Styles, and was world champion. Now he's finally getting back on track but he never wins singles matches.

[Fuji Vice]

Great Samoa Joe lost again. Fuckin wonderful. Do you guys realize that Joe used to be undefeated for 18 months, put on 5 star matches with Samoa Joe and AJ Styles, and was world champion. Now he's finally getting back on track but he never wins singles matches.
Wow, why don't you cry a little more about it?

[Sabretooth]

Anyone else notice how much bigger Joe has gotten these past two years? I hate to admit it, but he's been putting on some pounds, and I think it's effecting his ring work. He's still one of the top workers in TNA, but back in 2007-2008, you could probably say he WAS the top worker in TNA. Just noting that.

No Kurt Angle is the best worker period.

[King James]

I didn't know that Samoa Joe could put on 5-star matches with Samoa Joe. Fucking black magic shit right there.

[The Viper]

Great Samoa Joe lost again. Fuckin wonderful. Do you guys realize that Joe used to be undefeated for 18 months, put on 5 star matches with Samoa Joe and AJ Styles, and was world champion. Now he's finally getting back on track but he never wins singles matches.

He was undefeated? He had matches with himself and AJ? Damn. I really didn't realize that.

[Sabretooth]

Wow, why don't you cry a little more about it?

Ok Fuji I hope that your happy with joe's loss.

Austin Aries. The greatest man to ever live. Sweet video.

[King James]

Austin Aries video tribute... in the words of the immortal Jim Ross... by gawd!

[Fuji Vice]

Ok Fuji I hope that your happy with joe's loss.

Austin Aries. The greatest man to ever live. Sweet video.
He'll still be the tag champ after Victory Road, so I could care less that he lost a singles match to Crimson.

[Sabretooth]

I didn't know that Samoa Joe could put on 5-star matches with Samoa Joe. Fucking black magic shit right there.


He was undefeated? He had matches with himself and AJ? Damn. I really didn't realize that.

Now I'm embarrassed :lol: I changed it to Daniels.

[King James]

No Kurt Angle is the best worker period.

Around the time the two were feuding for the title, Joe was outworking Angle. You might remember that if you weren't preoccupied deficating on yourself around that time frame.

[Fuji Vice]

I love Zema Ion, that is all.

[King James]

And Vips, this is coming from a huge Angle fan.

[Fuji Vice]

"I'm not just F'n pretty I'm pretty F'n Dangerous" is a decent catchphrase for a shirt.

[Fuje Vise]

I honestly don't care what CC says Aries is so a tweener. He acts like a heel most of the time but he's the only champion I know that constantly wrestles heels and get pops for kicking their ass. It's awesome.

[King James]

I think he was saying 'effing, as in fucking.

Anyways, are vegans supposed to drink champagne?

[Fuji Vice]

I think he was saying 'effing, as in fucking.

Anyways, are vegans supposed to drink champagne?
Yeah, I changed my post when I realized that. It would make a decent shirt.

[Fuje Vise]

I think he was saying 'effing, as in fucking.

Anyways, are vegans supposed to drink champagne?
Is Champagne alive or the product of a living thing? Otherwise they can drink it! :lol:

[Fuje Vise]

Abyss, you're not foolin' anybody.

[Sabretooth]

Zema's hair?

[King James]

Ok we'll get married on Impact. In the ring. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Fuji Vice]

Angle basically saying he hates both Garett and Jeff Hardy made my night.

[Sabretooth]

I've said this for the past few weeks. Where the fuck is Anthony Neese. He's really good in the ring. I want to see him feud with Aries.

[Sabretooth]

Angle basically saying he hates both Garett and Jeff Hardy made my night.

Garett fine. Jeff Hardy is awesome

[Fuji Vice]

Garett fine. Jeff Hardy is awesome
He's awesome at screwing up his opportunities, that's for sure.

[Fuji Vice]

HARD-CORE CUNTRY!!!

[King James]

Jeff's a complete flake. He has great charisma and has had some good matches, but he's a fucking wild card. He could show up strung out on any given night and that just fucks everyone over. For him to have gotten as many opportunities as he has, I feel like he probably thinks he's untouchable at this point. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for the time being though, until he fucks up again.

[Fuje Vise]

Oh fuck. That was a beautiful leg breaker and pretty innovative. These two always bring it. Nothing like this with the WWE Divas.

[King James]

Awful lot of close-ups on Impact tonight..

[Sabretooth]

Did Taz really just call Garett Bischoff green

[King James]

Yes, and rightfully so. Why would you dispute that?

Also, I'm glad Taz pointed out how stupid it was for Mickie to kip up on a bad knee.

[Fuje Vise]

That pin!

:fap:

I love the KO's.

[Fuji Vice]

I was just rooting around in my beer fridge and I found a 1L bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Holy shit Imma get tipsy now.

[King James]

Kazarian's from Stockholm?! He's from freakin' California, what the hell are you talking about?!

[Sabretooth]

I was just rooting around in my beer fridge and I found a 1L bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Holy shit Imma get tipsy now.

And this is why I can't wait until I'm 21

[Fuji Vice]

Kazarian's from Stockholm?! He's from freakin' California, what the hell are you talking about?!
Stockholm syndrome?

[King James]

Wow. Anderson doesn't look in shape at all. He's getting a gut on him, no doubt.

[Fuje Vise]

Kazarian's from Stockholm?! He's from freakin' California, what the hell are you talking about?!
I seriously hope you're joking? :lol:

[Fuji Vice]

Wow. Anderson doesn't look in shape at all. He's getting a gut on him, no doubt.

Yes, so in addition to being a crappy wrestler he's now overweight too. Damn I hate Anderson! :lol:

[King James]

Stockholm syndrome?

Talking bout Taz.

Taz said it.

[Fuji Vice]

Talking bout Taz.

I must have missed it then. No big loss. :lol:

[Sabretooth]

Anderson drinks a lot of beer. I guarantee it.

[King James]

AJ touched Kaz's butt..

[Fuje Vise]

Angle is going to rape Garett.

[Fuji Vice]

I'm a little concerned about this five minute challenge. I really don't want to see Garett for five minutes.

[King James]

I think I could spend five minutes making and eating a bowl of cereal, so I might focus my attention on that, instead.

[Sabretooth]

I think I'll go make some hot cocoa. See you in five minutes.

[Fuji Vice]

Actually Jeff, the reason that you're not the champ is that they don't trust you and really, who can blame them?

[Sabretooth]

I hope Jeff and Kurt captian lethal lockdown teams.

[Fuji Vice]

Angle no selling just made this match great!

[King James]

Jeff can teach his teammates how to mainline before the show.

[King James]

ahhhh here we go..

[King James]

I'm livid for ya, Kurt!

[Fuji Vice]

BREAK IT KURT!!!

[Fuji Vice]

Well congratulations Jeff Hardy, I didn't think I could hate you any more than I already do, but you interrupting that potential ankle breaking just put you on the top of my list.

You penis.

[Sabretooth]

Awwwww I wanted to see Garett get his ankle shattered.

[King James]

Someday the TV title will be worth more than a sack of shit. And I'm not hating on Robbie E. But that title means nothing.

[King James]

Aw fuck yeah! Gunner vs. Storm. Time for some legit action.

[Sabretooth]

Someday the TV title will be worth more than a sack of shit. And I'm not hating on Robbie E. But that title means nothing.

Austin Aries

[Sabretooth]

The two biggest ass kickers in tna will go at it. Fuck yeah

[King James]

Gunner could be world champion pretty easily..

[The Viper]

Austin Aries

What about Austin Aries?

[Sabretooth]

What about Austin Aries?

Tv champion

[CC316]

sup people

[Fuji Vice]

Tv champion

Then type the two things together next time, or better yet, explain why he'd be the one to help the TV Title mean something. Don't just assume people are going to know what you're talking about.

[The Viper]

Then type the two things together next time, or better yet, explain why he'd be the one to help the TV Title mean something. Don't just assume people are going to know what you're talking about.

I'm starting to wonder why you have to keep explaining that to him. You'd think he'd get it by now.

[Fuji Vice]

I'm starting to wonder why you have to keep explaining that to him. You'd think he'd get it by now.

Maybe 96 times will be the charm?

[Sabretooth]

sup people

Holy shit. How do you just show up? Your so random. :lol:

[The Viper]

Maybe 96 times will be the charm?

Shit, when it gets to 100, something drastic needs to happen because that shit is ridiculous.

[Sabretooth]

Shit, when it gets to 100, something drastic needs to happen because that shit is ridiculous.

Now you know why my teachers hate me.

[King James]

This has been an AWESOME promo. Fucking amazing.

[Fuji Vice]

This has been an AWESOME promo. Fucking amazing.

Yeah, Roode was off the charts there.

[CC316]

Holy shit. How do you just show up? Your so random. :lol:

:lol:
yeah i showed up to see what happened on Impact,cause i just got home :lol:

[King James]

I gotta give Roode temporary Promo of the Year props for that...

[The Viper]

Now you know why my teachers hate me.

Why?

[Booty Tang]

Now you know why everyone I have ever interacted with hates me.

*fixed

[King James]

It's tough being ViperRKO.

Also, Chael Sonnen just compared himself to Stone Cold on MMA Uncensored, for the record.

[Booty Tang]

Chael Sonnen rips off old wrestling promos and tries to pass them off as his own...he is a hack and Anderson Silva is gonne make him his bitch

[Sabretooth]

I insult him for every little thing because it's just what I do. Yeah this is pretty much the truth.

[Catfish Billy]

Watched the show just there and I honestly really liked it.

Storm and Bully Ray's promo was a great way to start the show. Storm is looking like a legit main eventer now, this makes me happy.

Watching the KOs was bonerific, especially Kim's pin on James. By gawd!

Aries had an awesome, but of course it is Austin Aries. Aries didn't totally embarass Ion on the mic so, that's a positive. I can definantly see Ion as a X Division Champion in the future.

Anderson actually suprised me in ring, he botched twice in the first minute, but was pretty decent after though Danies made him look good.